As the creator and moderator of the “Concerned Citizens Against Loud Motorcycles” Facebook Community Page, I have written numerous articles/letters/comments regarding the utter absurdity of tolerating the operation of illegally loud/illegally equipped/illegally modified motorcycles on our public roadways, within our communities and on our Interstates.
Motorcycles that were originally equipped with a compliant/legal/quiet factory installed muffler that meets the 80 dB(A) total motorcycle noise emissions mandate of the Environmental Protection Agency.
I have diligently attempted to shed light on the hubris of an individual who, with volition, operates an illegally loud motorcycle on our public roadways and uses his illegally equipped motorcycle as a phallic extension to assault our children, our elderly, our families with noise levels that are two-four-six-eight times or more the legal 80 dB(A) maximum (logarithmic scale) stipulated as the “minimum” safe level of exhaust noise emissions for the general public. I ask you why?
Why is the American Citizenry tolerating this bully-irresponsible behavior? Our law enforcement has failed us, but I ask you, where are our men who are willing to stand-up and shout, “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH”?
Below, I have included some recent “comments” (deleted comments) from the Loud Biker Cult[ure] as they respond to the articles posted on Concerned Citizens Against Loud Motorcycles – Facebook. These comments are offensive, “adult only” comments and if you are easily offended – PLEASE DISREGARD THE FOLLOWING COMMENTS!
Rickey Holtsclaw, Houston PD/Retired
Comments from the LOUD Biker Cult[ure]
This photo was posted on a biker-site suggesting one approach to silencing my NOISE enforcement efforts while on patrol. The Harris County District Attorney’s Office representative (ADA) said the photo and related content was “protected speech” and charges were not accepted.
Warriorsauce 1:43 PM+1 (Sept. 2)
Please kill yourself. Do it.
Devin Bidwell 2:03 PM (Sept. 2)
He is like one of those brainwashed libtards.
Robert West
Aug 26th, 11:53am
If you would shove your head deeper in your ass you probably wouldn’t be able to hear the motorcycles. So do us all a favor and just try it. Thanks, have a great day.
Michael Loggins
Aug 26th, 11:52am
My harley says go to hell
Joe Stevens
Aug 26th, 11:24am
Hey do u even live in Arkansas u fucking fool
Ramon Juh Torres:Lmfao only 67 likes…i guesse ur olady ran off with a biker so now you hate bikers
Michael Loggins Go: go Bikes Blues and BBQ and spew this. See how long you last. Punk bitch
Amber Nichole King: What is your address? Is sure like to annoy you with my pipes!!
Amber Nichole King: No the world doesn’t have bigger issues!!! Let’s target pipes that save lives! Tit bags!
Ramon Juh Torres: Douche bag Fuck off you fucking douchebag fucking pig
Michael Loggins: Stick your lips on my pipes while it sings you the song of its people. That carbon monoxide would then solve your problems of hearing loud pipes. DILLIGAF
Tracy Walton: You’re a special kind of retarded, aren’t you?
Michael Loggins: Rick sucks cocks in hell while his mother gets tag teamed by the devil and a few Mongols and Hells Angels
C-CALM: Thank you Michael. Michael, my mother is deceased and it’s very unlikely that where she is the representatives of the Mongrels or the Hell’s Angels are also.
Michael Loggins: No problem. May she get ass raped for eternity 🏼
Michael Loggins: Also it’s Mongols*
Michael Loggins: I’m sure your 67 followers give a damn lol. You need a gf or a new hobby. Like knitting so the little bitch in you can be released in a different manner
Michael Loggins: 🏼 <~ your mother in hell 😛
Ramon Juh Torres: Rickey holtsclaw you are a moron and like most pigs you dont even know the law. In my lob i take care of elderly people every day and i stop n see my grankids at elementry school so yea you know nothing you judgemental piece of shit using god to spread your hatred and narrowminded thinking fuck off you fucking pig fuck you and fuck your list
Adam Schwarz: this group eats dick
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Dan Fridenberg: Your wife makes about 103 dB when I plow her from behind and she likes my bike aldo.
Jim Fuller What’s the difference between this guys wife n Jesus………..the look on there face when your nailing them!!!!
Chuck Bosma You’re a fuckin goof!Im certain you suck dick and ride a vespa.Retired or not im sure you were a goof cop too.Go suck some more dick loser!Anyone who likes this page sucks dick too.Bunch of fuckin wankers!Loud pipes will never die!
Ed Gray This page sucks !! How’s your mother or wife or daughters like looking at some idiots underwear because their pants are down around their knees , go fuck with some other things besides loud motorcycles.
Rob Simpson shitheads like this EX cop are fuckjobs if they wanna cry about loud pipes..#1 rule when riding a bike..Have cagers know your there!!Loud pipes save lives!!
Ex cops blow dicks after they retire,no more whistles..any member who believes in this JACKOFF is a fucking pussy too!!
Eddie Diaz Shit,sounds like he was a rat in his dept Too!! Wow!! I bet your peers where happy you retired!! Finger pointing ,crying,snitching,you my good friend are a fucking pussy and a rat!!Houston and Houston PD are better without you on the force
Matt Wenzel Whoever started this page is a waste of life and an oxygen thief. Fuck you very much
Drue Nuccio This is the way I see thing . No matter what you say Bikers with loud pipes do more for kids and people in need.
So why don’t you look at the hole picture.
Don’t be a cock sucker the rest of your life
Michael Mc Connon U all realize that almost half of the likes on this page are so we can see what bullshit is being said by a pig with a vengeance….
Jeff Holder Fucking pig. What did daddy touch u or some shit. Fuck u I ride in Houston all the time ain’t no law ever stopped me. Take ur bitch ass to some other libtard heaven leave Texas u pussy.
Mike Burke I’ll keep mine loud and yes it sets off car alarms……. LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES!!!! IF IT’S TOO LOUD YOU’RE TOO OLD!!!!!!!
Gregory G Goettlich I have straight paugcho pipes on my road king ,I love seeing people’s windows go up at a light or on the road,,nof because loud pipes save lives,but because anyone who gets offended should stay the fuck away from me.
Cave Man Dan THIS GROUP IS A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRY BABY ASSHOLES WHO HIDE BEHIND THEIR MOMMYS COMPUTER IN THE BASEMENT WHILE SHE MAKES THEM LUNCH. COME STAND UP AT A BIKER EVENT TO SPREAD YOUR COWSHIT STUPIDIY IF YOU HAVE THE BALLS WHICH YOU DONT! BAN ME DOUCHEBAGS! SCUM OF EARTH ASSHOLES WILL PAY!
Joe Chase [2 October 2015] GO CHOKE ON HORSE DICK AND DIE
Neil Rapp [2 October 2015] Why don’t you suck this fag’s cock punk ?
KJ Luttrall [3 October 2015] Yall are about as dumb a a fucktard can get. You yuppie douce bags. Come to my shop and say something. More Bikers are run over due to you idiots on the phone than babies are woke up. You have car wrecks and don’t give a damn who you hurt. Fuck you you idiot.
I would like to be as articulate as possible. Suck a bag of erect cocks!
Daniel Bennett 22 Oct. 2015
Do all 241 people that like this page jump on their gold wings and jerk each other off in a rain of bukake cum guzzling doo doo splatters?
Danny Damico 23 Oct. 2015
Fucking idiots
Roadking Ray 4 Nov. 15

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johnny killmore 25 Nov. 2015
No one cares about your bullshit. you send a long ass reply like im gonna waste my time reading it. nothing you do matters to anyone stop wasting your time. #ACAB #LoudPipesSaveLives #RideFreeOrDie #FastN‘Loud
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Chad Hamilton to Loud Motorcycles Suck 27 Nov. 2015
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raymond dilanchian 12/15/15 10:37 PM
FUCK RICKEY “THE PIG HEAD” HOLTSCLAW – Facebook and YouTube
John Miller to Loud Motorcycles Suck 6 Jan 2016
Community is a lie based bunch of libtards that can suck my white cock
Evan Sennett Loud pipes save lives you sensitive pussies
Scott Acab McDyna If you haven’t got the memo….

Mike Frouge Fuck you. You fucking twat. 2/16/16
These nuts
eastbaymoore@gmail.com Your a fucking joke old man 2/16/16
Sin satanshelper@gmail.com 70.197.206.230 |
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Eric SondermannFuck you, we have the right, close your doors and stay inside 2/18/16
Mark WisemanFuck u loud bikes save lives 35 years mind ur own business 3/13/16
Mark WisemanGeting blow jobs from hookers lying their ass off 3/13/16
Stan SmythFuck you and your whole bitch ass page. Fuckin retard. Suck a fuckin Dick I’m gonna do a burn out in your driveway f@ggot

Mar 18, 2016 4:50pm

Ryan Spankie Cruse Harley riders are some badass fucking bikers
Joe Forsyth 3/25/16 Fuck all the motorcycle haters. What would think if i gave the hells angels your names, then what are you gonna do when a gang of them are at your door? I know alot of people in the hells angels and they wont take kindly to all the people who are hatin…See More

Cory Raynor wrote on Concerned Citizens Against Loud Motorcycles CCALM‘s Timeline.
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Mills John We can tell that at some point in your life a biker fucked your wife …. You are a dick ….. (Facebook 4/12/2016)

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URL | https://www.facebook.com/app_scoped_user_id/1642520249/ |
In Response To | Glorifying Biker Gangs – I Don’t Think So! |
Submitted on | 2016/05/02 at 4:10 am |
Comment | You are a brazen bigoted judgmental idiot. You are one of the assholes that take it upon themselves to be the judge and jury of a particular element of our society. How many cops have been killed by bikers? Riotous? You described the inner city hoodlums ya damned bigot. Sure, there are bad apples, yet there are bad apples in every segment in our society, I’ll bet you did some crap while under the ‘Color of Law’. You are the type to be a dick to bikers because you don’t like their loud bikes. I’ll bet you voted for that turd in office both times too. You are a hypocrite. Piss Off Numbnuts! |
FuckYouPig commented on Glorifying Biker Gangs – I Don’t Think So!
Article: Outlaw Motorcycle Clubs oldschoolheartblog in Uncategorized April 29, 2016 Excerpt: Before a person can begin to …
Ever heard of “Loud Pipes Save Lives”?
It’s not just to annoy fucking pigs like you. It’s to help distracted, asshole drivers notice us. If it prevents even one clueless dipshit from swerving into me, it’s worth it. I don’t care if it does offend your prissy sensibilities, fuckmouth.
RICHARD J DESSICINO rickdessicino@gmail.com 73.29.21.111 |
Typical piece of shit cop with an opinion no one gives a fuck about…go fuck yourself pig. |
RICHARD J DESSICINO rickdessicino@gmail.com 73.29.21.111 |
Typical piece of shit cop with an opinion no one gives a fuck about…go fuck yourself pig. |
Austin BarleyLoud pipes save lives because you bitch made fuck faces dont pay attention ps your post on omcs sucked thanks for being a prime example of y bikers hate the cops. FB on 5/3/16
RICHARD J DESSICINO commented on Glorifying Biker Gangs – I Don’t Think So!
Article: Outlaw Motorcycle Clubs oldschoolheartblog in Uncategorized April 29, 2016 Excerpt: Before a person can begin to …
Typical piece of shit cop with an opinion no one gives a fuck about…go fuck yourself pig.
Lacy ‘Clutch” Weeks free2ink@yahoo.com 38.90.134.146 |
Lol… Get a life … Fuckin jerk off asswipe wannabe CHIP’S …. Kids and the elderly love us….❤ |
Scotty jessicaatkinso421@yahoo.com 166.175.189.200 |
You SIR are a fucking duche bag ! Christian my ass ! A true Christian doesn’t judge ! |
robert166201 day agoLINKED COMMENT 5/4/16
Would just go fucking die and b happy u miserable crochity peice of shit
Robert Griffin Yall r some crotchety fucking miserable people go somewhere and fucking die and take ur fucking pussy kids with u so the rest of society can enjoy life and u will never b offended or b butt hurt agian you’ll be happier 5/5/16
Jason Kapn Kirk 5.5.16 Facebook
Yesterday 10:54 PM
crashdjmc74 Your entire life is futile and worthless. Typical cowardly response from a faggot. By the way it’s Jim “Crash” Wilson, Minneapolis, MN in case you ever grow balls and want to pay me a visit, dick smoker! Now, go lay by your dish like a good little bitch. LOL Ps GFY 6/15/16
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Eddie Wilbur You got to be full of shit you piece of shit mother fucker if I knew where you were I would go buy another motorcycle just to write it up to crack your ass and park that mother fucker 6/27/16
Can hear me now cause those deer can, they freeze where they stand. Every damn night.9/2/16
Have you ever seen a kids face when a bike rides by? They love it. They point and wave. This whole article is just ramblings based on assumption and the SJW just follow suit. 9/3/16
Robert Groves These fuckin people have got ta go ass’s got ta get their faces out of my shit there’s enough laws don’t need y’all fuckin cuess in more liberal ass’s just away ta rib more people off 9/13/16
Concerned Citizens Against the Liberal Pussification of America This crybaby talks about freedom of speech, yet blocks me from commenting on his page. Sounds like the only opinions he concerns himself with are the ones support his ideals. Yet, he has the nerve to call me and anyone who opposes him “hedonistic.”Someone needs to pay this dude multiple visits and smoke all of the tires in front of his house. Not only to annoy him, but to give him some content to cry about.Bitch should have been a librarian, not a police officer. 9/13/16
crashdjmc74 Jun 16, 2016,
crashdjmc74 Blow me, bitch. Fucking disgraced, limp wristed piggy. 9/19/16
Leonard McDermott Go fuck yourself!!! I hope your prius batteries explode and you die a slow and painful death!!! And when i not on my super loud gas guzzling bike i drive a ram hemi that guzzles even more 9mph on the hiway you hippe bastard 9/19/16
John Earl OH fer fuck sakes…….stop being PUSSIES !!!9/19/16
Pan tera cop, don’t twist the Lord’s word to suit your predatory practice of collecting ‘noise complaint bylaw’ fines my bike is loud as all hell breaking loose, and i ride it REAL fast wherever i can…and WHAT I RIDE AND HOW I RIDE is a judgement reserved for THE LORD ALONE. the apostle paul would slap the shit out of you for attempting to use his life’s work to justify theft from the common man to ‘give caesar what is his’KISS MY SAVED ASS, PAL HOUSTON P.D. ARE AS MUCH A BUNCH OF THUGS THAN ANY GROUP OF BIKERS WHO DISREGARD YOUR B.S. FINES FOR WHAT THEY REALLY ARE-REVENUE GENERATION (a.k.a. EXTORTION UNDER COLOR OF LAW) 9/21/16


Fuck off and die!
Jersh Haig 2/8/17 FB Message: You sir are a fucking asshole
Jeremy De 2/8/17 Your on fucking drugs buddy my Harley is as loud as I can get it and when I come across dumb fucks like you I rev them even louder…. LOUD PIPES SAVES LIVES!!!!! learn it dumb ass.
Level Mike 2/8/17 Go suck a dick!!!
Robert Eyre 2/8/17 TBH i like the fact women’s ears bleed and OAP’s piss them selves when i ride past…. make’s riding a lot more interesting don’t you think?
Delusional selfinportant little dworf of people have the panty in bunch over the noise
Get a f life and stop tell the rest of the world how we should live
Get a f ear plug , or move to la la land
Rick Whittingstall There are plenty of laws that are on the books and not enforced. If you’re going to push for one, then might as well start cracking down on everything. Like this one:
Vibrators are Illegal in Texas. Under a 1973 Texas law, sales of “Obscene device[s]…See More

Who’s a danger to society???
Bunch of wanks! !

Luke Yeti SiwickiBoo fuqin hoo
Bible thumper


Straight pipes baby. Reallllll loud

Jesse Olson 2/13/17 Did your wife fuck around on you with a loud piped biker? Is that the reason for all your delusions?
Nick Smalls McCalla 2/26/17 Try crying about it, bitch. Maybe you won’t be able to hear the motorcycles over your pussy ass wails!
Nick Smalls McCalla 2/26/17 What do I have to say to you to get my comments shown to eberybody?! I want people to see what a fucking retard I think you are!!
Nick Smalls McCalla 2/27/17 Maybe they also think you’re a giant bleeding vagina!
Nick Smalls McCalla 2/28/17 Retired Houston douchebag discusses a topic nobody gives a shit about! You suck horse cock!
Michael Lewis Salsman (messenger: friends with Keenan Winters) 2/2/17 Are u the guy filing claims against the Steel Horse Rally? Tell Me yes…. Ill be out rhat way this summer and would like to meet u in person for some discussion and pimple poppin..
Michael, just received this message from you on my messenger: “Are u the guy filing claims against the Steel Horse Rally? Tell Me yes…. Ill be out rhat way this summer and would like to meet u in person for some discussion and pimple poppin..” Okay then, it’s been recorded and you’re allowing your entitlement to overstep your good judgment – not appreciated…do not contact me in the future, either by social media or in person…mind your own self-righteous business…if your associated with Keenan – stay at Keenan’s don’t approach me or my family! 3/8/17 at https://www.facebook.com/michael.l.salsman
Walter Zumbrennen 3/10/17 What a bunch of fucking pricks. Loud pipes save lives.
GrtSatan20 hours ago 3/12/17 I ride and I have decided that immature, self-absorbed shit stains like you are a disgrace and a blight on our sport. Fuck you and your loud, slow noise generators. They sure as hell aren’t motorcycles by any reasonable definition.
Ric Aldrich on 3/13/17 commented on The TRUTH About Loud Motorcycles the Police Won’t or Can’t Tell You -Wow what a fucking dick. I’m not a fan of loud pipes but you’re a dick (comment deleted and moved to trash)
My dick is big enough, I don’t need an extension. But hey, come feel if you don’t believe me. My loud pipe are here to save me from people violating texting while operating a motor vehicle. Where is your campaign on that? I don’t care what you say, loud pipes saves lives. Why else would they put beep beep on reversing commercial vehicles? It’s to make people aware of their existence. And dude we don’t care if you are impressed. And the looks we get, lol, we love it! Eat shit and jump off a bridge. No one cares what the fuck you are talking about. That’s why millions laugh at you in Twitter, FB and YouTube. You probably got your ass kicked by a real motherfucker, so you have a vendetta. Poor fucking baby. Why don’t you tell these nice folks why you got fired from HPD. You were and continue to be a harassing bully. Is that why your ass moved to Arkansas? You didn’t retire, you were fired. Lol So stop lying to these people.
Scott Wildash commented 6/10/17: “hey shut the fuck up rick I’d rev bomb you straight into hell you old fuckboy”
Dan Stolze 6/23/17 Facebook – CCALM: “Dan Stolze [threatened] i would watch who you accuse of assaulting children. I am not only a biker, I am a gun owner and I have no qualms about using them. You stupid fucking pussies have no idea.” [FB post/video regarding biker kicking automobile in driver’s door on HOV lane in California resulting in major accident and the biker fled the scene…on camera.]
Kristopher Heerdt 08 July 2017…Loud pipes saves lives!!!!!! What a shit of a site lmao. Even if loud pipes become illegal do you really think people will stop having loud bikes…..um fuck no. People break the law all the time. So BRRRRAP BRRRAP bitches!!!!
Aaron Laird 09 July 2017…Fuck you, fuck your page, BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP!!!!!!!!!!
flipstyledsm22 10 July 2017: I’ve got loud pipes on my bike and I don’t give a shit what anyone thinks about it either. My property, my money, my choice to live how I want to and do what I want to. It’s my American dream, so you can eat a fat dick if it’s too loud for your queer ears.
Peter Higgins 12 July 2017 FB: Fuckheads only allowed to join pussy group.
John Michael Walker 16 July 2017 FUCK ALL YOU WINNY FUCKS WE WOULDNT HAVE LOUD PIPES TO SAVE LIVES IF YOU IDIOTS LEARNED HOW TO DRIVE
Chris Blue 16 July 2017 Go suck a bag of dicks. Loud pipes save lives.
The comments here pretty much speak for themselves. These attitudes are common in the jail population, but not in civilized society.
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Thanks for compiling all this relevant information and offering your analysis and recommendations for bringing about relief.
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Thank you David for the kind and courteous comment – refreshing!
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So glad to know I’m not the only one who recognizes these obnoxious motorcyclists for what they are – immature, self-centered attention seekers.
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I agree with all who hate motorcycle noise. These guys behave like children. I assume they must be of lower intelligence due to the drugs they use. They are certain not members of any responsible human race.
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Hello Steve,
Subsequent to policing these narcissistic bullies, I understand your positioning. I was surprised to learn that these two-wheeled derelicts span the entire socioeconomic strata…but it’s the illegal NOISE that has, over the decades, become their icon, their little god…it is the cohesive element that bonds the “biker brotherhood” and compliments/validates the Group Dynamic. Pathetic, un-American and juvenile behavior reminiscent of those childhood years when I clothes-pinned playing cards in the spokes of my bicycle.
Thanks Steve,
Rick Holtsclaw, Houston PD/Retired
Concerned Citizens Against Loud Motorcycles – Facebook
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I agree.
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Thank you for supplying me with so much information concerning biker noise. This helps me to make the most of my efforts to fight it.
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Thanks Steve for reading the article and THANK YOU for standing against these vehicular NOISE thugs in our society that destroys the quality of life of our most innocent. If I can be of any assistance, please don’t hesitate to ask.
Rick Holtsclaw, Houston PD/Retired
Concerned Citizens Against Loud Motorcycles – Facebook
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Thank you for shedding some light on those unacceptable behaviours. To nail them solid we’ll need to considerer first the constitutionality of their defence before tackling any legislative reforms.
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Why do I pay taxes? Why do I pay car insurance, etc etc? And this huge group
of misfits is allowed to break the law? When will we have a class action lawsuit
against this huge group – so we can get back some money for being daily
assaulted?
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